punk: rebelling against authority
pop punk: rebelling against your parents because they won’t drive you to hot topic with your friends
I’m jealous of my best friend’s social skills because she can literally charm anyone and I just make a fool out of myself.
Louis’ “Far Away.” Tattoo is probably my favourite tattoo ever.
When you go to a One Direction meet and greet, wear like 8 rings on each finger and hope to god Harry styles like one of them.
Being friends with me consists of me sending you bad jokes at 2:47 in the morning
listen up you motherfucker
Teacher: "Get into groups."
BAREFOOT IN THE BATHROOM I REPEAT BAREFOOT IN THE BATHROOM HE IS BAREFOOT IN THIS BATHROOM THIS IS A CVS NOT A BEACH NOT YOUR HOUSE PEOPLE HAVE PISSED ON THIS FLOOR AND JESUS HAS DIED FOR YOUR SINS AND NOT SO YOU CAN BE BAREFOOT IN THIS BATHROOM
who the fuck is riff raff
the flop katy perry sympathetically brought with her to the vmas
if people are allowed to read 50 shades of grey in public then i should be allowed to read HUGE HENTAI TITTY COLLECTION VOLUME 4 in public
the anti vaccination movement basically consists of random people with no knowledge of medicine going “I can medicine better than doctors” and it would be hilarious if it wasn’t literally killing people
you dont need vaccines, I havent had any and Im still doing great
wow, what a compelling argument. you’ve got me
in other news, i am still alive therefore death must be a myth
to all the young babies who follow me:
hello you precious angels listen to your wise old fandom grandma and don’t ask celebrities about your otp or fanfiction or fandom in general trust me babies when you are a few years older you will not regret heeding my words and will thank me for averting that massive amount of embarrassment
If people are really going to assume that guys with long hair are gay and girls with short hair are lesbians then I am going to assume that all bald men are actually eagles.
I knew it, something about my dad just wasn’t adding up
eating in class when ur not supposed to