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My little hideaway ^^


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clearssong:




ninjasexfarty:

Important, always-relevant comic done by the wonderful Ursa Eyer.


starfleetrambo:

thefaultinourunicorns:

plot twist: your teacher accidentally calls you mom

I’ve been teaching people twice my age since I was 19. Believe me, it happens.

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brigwife:

kidouyuuto:

how did they learn to translate languages into other languages how did they know which words meant what HOW DID TH

English Person: *Points at an apple* Apple

French Person: Non c’est une fucking pomme 

*800 years of war*




gotitforcheap:

cute girl on the street: hey do you have the time?

me: sure do! 8:15

cute girl on the street: thanks 

me: so what are we?






  • me: tru tbh but like idk like but idk man u kno? idk

magik0rp:

Bitch please, I can totally match Ariana Grande’s vocal range. Just throw a cockroach at me







princessoffloral:

collectiveassbutts:

earthswinds:

I need feminism; because the bra straps of a twelve year old shouldn’t make a 40 year old married principal with two daughters “uncomfortable”

So am I allowed to walk around adult women who are mothers and grandmothers at work with my cock out or what

in what world is someone’s dick equivalent to a fucking bra strap





poprah-winfrey:

i wish i was as cool as this guy





sweet-bitsy:

v4rd:

please watch this it’s 6 seconds long

If I am ever upset send me this video. It is scientifically proven that this video will cheer me up no matter what. I have been sobbing in the middle of the night and I STILL LAUGHED when I saw this video. This video is everything I hope to be in life.













shippery:

a serious fucking problem in society that needs to be stopped immediately